I am just going to state that this entry has been difficult for me to write. Writing down my emotions for public viewing is not something I am in the habit of doing, I find it pointless but in light of recent events with Grell Sutcliff I believe that this is necessary. (Please refer to Grell's entry. It explains everything)
Firstly I want to say that I appreciate Grell. I know I call him names and I don't always appear grateful for the little things he does, like rubbing my shoulders when I have been working late or staying up all night to watch over me when I am ill, even when he is just as sick as I am. I complain about how horrible he is to live with but he is really a pleasure to have around, even if he is loud, vain, lazy and annoyingly over dramatic. I have known him for over two hundred years and I am still finding things out about him, for example I recently discovered that Grell smiles in his sleep. I am sorry I left him, he is irreplaceable and I am an idiot for letting him go for even a moment.
I am sorry Grell.
Thursday 22 September 2011
Tuesday 6 September 2011
6/9/2011
I have given Grell Sutcliff overtime for the next two days so I have some peace at home for a little while. I might as well up date this while I have the time. I am well aware that I wrote in one of my first posts that I will only post when bored, so before anyone asks I am not bored without Grell. I came home to a quiet house, I made my dinner in peace and quiet and I did not have anyone burning my meal, whining at me or hindering my movements by wrapping their arms around my waist while I'm trying to cook.
If the amount of messages that I have received since leaving work is anything to go by I doubt Grell has done any work in the last few hours. Every five minutes I seem to get a message with protests about how she misses me, is bored and is apparently going to die from lack of kisses. It is not possible to die from lack of physical contact so I have no idea what she is talking about. I also could not care less about the spider Ronald Knox found in his office, which both of them insist in sending me images of, along with a caricature of the creature wearing a top hat and carrying a cane. If Ronald Knox has time to be drawing images of cartoon spiders I will just have to assign him some extra work to do. Writing all of this out makes me realise, I work with idiots.
If any of you wish to know how my double date with Grell and my other coworkers went I wish to inform you that is was horrible. It was awkward, disorganised and the restaurant did not have the meal I wanted in stock. Grell has probably mentioned before that I do not like public displays of affection and being forced to sit opposite a disgustingly affectionate couple made me uncomfortable. Grell then sulked when we got home because I was not appropriately affectionate. This is exactly why I did not want to go in the first place.
If the amount of messages that I have received since leaving work is anything to go by I doubt Grell has done any work in the last few hours. Every five minutes I seem to get a message with protests about how she misses me, is bored and is apparently going to die from lack of kisses. It is not possible to die from lack of physical contact so I have no idea what she is talking about. I also could not care less about the spider Ronald Knox found in his office, which both of them insist in sending me images of, along with a caricature of the creature wearing a top hat and carrying a cane. If Ronald Knox has time to be drawing images of cartoon spiders I will just have to assign him some extra work to do. Writing all of this out makes me realise, I work with idiots.
If any of you wish to know how my double date with Grell and my other coworkers went I wish to inform you that is was horrible. It was awkward, disorganised and the restaurant did not have the meal I wanted in stock. Grell has probably mentioned before that I do not like public displays of affection and being forced to sit opposite a disgustingly affectionate couple made me uncomfortable. Grell then sulked when we got home because I was not appropriately affectionate. This is exactly why I did not want to go in the first place.
Wednesday 24 August 2011
24/8/2011
Ignoring you people is not going to make you go away, is it? I hope you are all aware that every time one of you comments this thing Grell nags me about writing another blog. It is tedious and I have better things to do. Lucky for you lot I will do anything to have a quiet life and shut a certain redhead up.
On the subject of Grell's nagging SHE also spent a lot of time complaining about how I addressed HER as male in my previous entries. Are you happy now Grell? I apologise for referring to you as a man, you can now stop sulking at me like a five year old.
As of last week I am back to work and fully recovered from my flu infection. I suppose I should thank those of you who wished me a speedy recovery. At the moment I am still working through the large stack of paperwork which built up on my desk during my time away from the office.
Much to my reluctance I am being dragged on a double date on Friday afternoon. I find dates awkward, even more so when there are other people on them. Maybe if I am lucky I will contract the flu again and have to cancel.
On the subject of Grell's nagging SHE also spent a lot of time complaining about how I addressed HER as male in my previous entries. Are you happy now Grell? I apologise for referring to you as a man, you can now stop sulking at me like a five year old.
As of last week I am back to work and fully recovered from my flu infection. I suppose I should thank those of you who wished me a speedy recovery. At the moment I am still working through the large stack of paperwork which built up on my desk during my time away from the office.
Much to my reluctance I am being dragged on a double date on Friday afternoon. I find dates awkward, even more so when there are other people on them. Maybe if I am lucky I will contract the flu again and have to cancel.
Sunday 14 August 2011
I am going to get straight into this rather than writing about my usual dislike of blogs.
My partner is an idiot. I have received little or no sleep due to that redhead's stupidity. In the last week several office related romantic relationships have dissolved. Of course I couldn't care less, as long as said reapers get their work done, but my gossip loving partner on the other hand is now worried about us splitting up. He is now insecure and clingy, even more so than usual. Not to mention that my shoulder is now stiff and painful from having Grell spend the night clinging to my arm. Grell may irritate me, excessively, but I have no intention of going anywhere, honestly. No matter how much we fight or argue.
Mister Sutcliff looks quite miserable today. Maybe I should make him some soup.
Work Related Note: My office email system is defective and it is slowing my ability to work from home. This flu infection is more of a hindrance than I thought.
I feel that I should mention that Grell nagged me into allowing anonymous comments on my blog. Please try not to write too much drivel in the space below. Thank you.
My partner is an idiot. I have received little or no sleep due to that redhead's stupidity. In the last week several office related romantic relationships have dissolved. Of course I couldn't care less, as long as said reapers get their work done, but my gossip loving partner on the other hand is now worried about us splitting up. He is now insecure and clingy, even more so than usual. Not to mention that my shoulder is now stiff and painful from having Grell spend the night clinging to my arm. Grell may irritate me, excessively, but I have no intention of going anywhere, honestly. No matter how much we fight or argue.
Mister Sutcliff looks quite miserable today. Maybe I should make him some soup.
Work Related Note: My office email system is defective and it is slowing my ability to work from home. This flu infection is more of a hindrance than I thought.
I feel that I should mention that Grell nagged me into allowing anonymous comments on my blog. Please try not to write too much drivel in the space below. Thank you.
Saturday 13 August 2011
I promised myself I would never write one of these things but my recent flu infection left me rather bored so I caved into the peer pressure and started one of these unpleasant blogs. I really have no interest so don't expect regular updates or for me to change around the display settings. Plain black will do me, I am nowhere near as showy as my idiotic partner. Unless I have something to say or I succumb to boredom again I wont bother with this. At least it stops me occasionally hijacking Grell's blog.
Speaking of Grell, there is nothing more pitiful than a flu infected mister Sutcliff trying to sing along with his favourite musicals. He sounds like a frog and he sooner he looses his voice again the better. I am starting to miss the peace and quiet I experienced yesterday. Sometimes I wonder why I bothered letting that moron move in with me. A perfect example of his stupidity is the rather large scene he caused when we had a row while shopping yesterday, I was humiliated. Arguing with Grell in public is never a logical idea, he is so loud and embarrassing.
I noticed that mister Sutcliff publicly announced that I was ill on his blog and my thanks to those who wished me a speedy recovery. I am feeling much better. I just wish Grell would take his nurse uniform off and put some clothes on, honestly. I am trying to work.
Speaking of Grell, there is nothing more pitiful than a flu infected mister Sutcliff trying to sing along with his favourite musicals. He sounds like a frog and he sooner he looses his voice again the better. I am starting to miss the peace and quiet I experienced yesterday. Sometimes I wonder why I bothered letting that moron move in with me. A perfect example of his stupidity is the rather large scene he caused when we had a row while shopping yesterday, I was humiliated. Arguing with Grell in public is never a logical idea, he is so loud and embarrassing.
I noticed that mister Sutcliff publicly announced that I was ill on his blog and my thanks to those who wished me a speedy recovery. I am feeling much better. I just wish Grell would take his nurse uniform off and put some clothes on, honestly. I am trying to work.
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